But Spock on the grassy knoll EXPLAINS SO MUCH.

Oscar Grant, the sequel.

Oh, I am WAY too old to have the feels that photo gives me.

Did we care about Hiddleswift at some point? Did I miss that?

It's a woke-bae sandwich with extra woke-bae!

Hiddleswift has gone from regular-old-gossip to ironic-use-of-celebrity-news to JEEZUS-please-STAHP faster than any couple since maybe John Mayer and Katy Perry.

MOAR happy Kendrick.

First, yes. But also realize Californians feel as strongly about their right to beach access as other Americans do about their guns — everything up to the tide line is public, and wow do the celebrities hate having to watch the little people walk past their houses.

THANK GOD STILL ONE THING HUMANS DO BETTER.

As a journalist, I hope to heck not.

WTF is with the robot narrator of that video?

“Passengers can call ahead of time...” Really? Really?

I’ve eaten alligator in West Virginia, for Christ’s sake.

I have family members teaching in Ghana, and judging from their photos (which tend to be of their own kids surfing or playing soccer or eating delicious food), Ghana is very missable.

I don’t feel so conflicted when people with actual skills (like nursing) take those skills to places that actually need them.

Wait, I just have to lay this out here again:

I don’t have to try — it’s done. It’s been a settled issue for decades.

The dictionary is descriptive, not prescriptive. It tells you how words are and have been used, not how they “should be” used or how professional writers and editors use them today.

Yes, that’s how English worked...in 1962. It’s been roughly 40 years since gender-neutral terms like “athlete” and “shooter” became standard.