Squeeze is criminally underrated.

You realize that, although BB is recorded 24/7, not all of that footage winds up in the weekly show, right? You realize producers make judgment calls after the fact about WHAT to use and HOW to use it? Well, their judgment was not stellar in this case.

Can we just...stop with the National Anthem at every sporting event? A college football game is not a patriotic occasion, unless Army and Navy are playing.

She decided to keep participating, sure, but it’s Big Brother’s decision how to use her footage and whether to play her reaction up or play it down. They could have run it in a low-key way or even edited it out with an explanation. Nobody forced them to use it to promote the show. That was a tacky decision.

For me, it’s using the moment as a marketing opportunity that is distasteful. It's like grief porn. Just note that she was informed of his passing and release her statement, then get on with the show.

This squinched my heart. He is this generation’s Gil Scott Heron, I think. (But I wish him a happier life.)

#NotAllYChromosomes

It's OK, I followed the link and I still have no fucking idea who these people are or why I'm hearing about their ultrasound.

It’s the Feds who will wind up with the album if it turns out Shkreli bought it with fraud money. And while it would be awesome for it to wind up in the Library of Congress and accessible to all, they would probably sell it at auction to some other rich asshole.

This will be news to my 18-year-old kid. But props to you for using it’s correctly.

This guy.

And yet, it still makes more sense than Shaun Smith’s last set of tweets. Get help, Shaun.

She certainly doesn't look like Stephen, anyway.

(Shudder)

If someone gives you a wet willie and you don’t punch him in the face, you are definitely more than “just friends.”

If you play the video, you can see him pulling himself out of the water in his wet shirt....and those abs appear to be 95+ percent his actual abs. Woof.

I give Hemsworth a partial pass — he isn’t American and maaaayyyyyybe all the blowback on headdresses at Coachella, “Navajo underpants” at Urban Outfitters, and design theft by various fashion houses hasn’t made the news in Australia. But dude, read a newspaper from time to time!

I think Katy and John make terrible, horrible, perfect sense.

Nope, the first last name is the dad’s last name and the one that is used if you only use one. I remember news folks having trouble with that when Daniel Ortega Saavedra and the Sandinistas took over Nicaragua, but they finally figured it out.

But you missed the part where that was his APOLOGY. Bad apology, dude! BAD, bad apology!