Hi, Chrissie: Your thighs look like...thighs. Enjoy.

I have read kids’ books that are MORE racist than Pippi in the South Seas, but it is a colonialist fantasy of a white guy (SPOILER: Pippi’s dad) automatically becoming king of the brown people who are happy happy happy to have him. The original book isn't problematic and is hella girl positive, so I just wouldn't…

It's populated by the children of the people who founded 4chan.

Housing costs in the San Francisco Bay Area are staggering. Like, $3,800/month for a two bedroom apartment. I suspect that has more to do with the kids living at home than the high cost of weddings.

Well, you know Prince probably has a lot to be penitential about.

I’m sorry, but purple was our thang before teh gays and Tinky Winky took it over.

As an Anglican, I'm pretty fucking angry it isn't purple. Let's put Christ back into the Advent penitential season, people.

Dominic Cooper plays Howard Stark in the AoS “spinoff” Agent Carter. With an impeccable American accent, I might add.

In the leather jacket photo, her hips are only slightly wider than her head. Disturbing that could ever be considered “realistic-looking.”

It’s a joke, mate. Sort of like the Niners right now.

What. Just. Happened.

From the culture that brought us Tanuki.

He is probably hoisting a celebratory Fosters right now.

Why is Swamp Thing hot but the Creature from the Black Lagoon not?

Maybe call her with a heartfelt (sounding), “I know Boyfriend and I got off on the wrong foot, but I appreciate that he makes you happy.”

So much dying. I literally yelled “ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?” at one point while reading the third book, and my child had never heard that word come out of my mouth before.

My mind refused to admit he “froze lasers.” I was sure there was a complex system of trip wires he deactivated. Now you have ripped the veil from my eyes, and I am sorry.

You’re right. And that lovely tower is...a former prison.