In the leather jacket photo, her hips are only slightly wider than her head. Disturbing that could ever be considered “realistic-looking.”

It’s a joke, mate. Sort of like the Niners right now.

What. Just. Happened.

From the culture that brought us Tanuki.

He is probably hoisting a celebratory Fosters right now.

Why is Swamp Thing hot but the Creature from the Black Lagoon not?

Maybe call her with a heartfelt (sounding), “I know Boyfriend and I got off on the wrong foot, but I appreciate that he makes you happy.”

So much dying. I literally yelled “ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?” at one point while reading the third book, and my child had never heard that word come out of my mouth before.

So he is angry because she may have said the attackers were angry at Americans for one reason but they were actually angry at America for some other bunch of reasons? Nope, I still give zero fucks.

Something has to drop off eventually, or filling out forms gets crazy.

Apparently Spain now lets couples decide whether dad’s name or mom’s name comes first when they name a baby!

It’s still somewhat sexist, but I prefer the traditional Latin American solution for double last names: Jose Garcia Sanchez marries Maria Lopez Hildago. She remains Maria Lopez Hildago or becomes Maria Lopez de Garcia socially (the sexist part). The kids become Juan and Marisol Garcia Lopez, and either use both names…

Wow, Sex Toddlers is playing at that frat? I hear they’re pretty good.

If Jeremy Renner married Adam Levine, would their child be Shia LaBeouf?

It helps to have a mom who was hot enough to date Mick Jagger.

I find this mildly offensive — I guess it takes Miley to bring home what cultural appropriation feels like and why people just shouldn’t. If Pink had worn this, I would have only rolled my eyes a little.

I liked The Lost Hero and was able to finish Son of Neptune, but Mark of Athena seemed repetitive. I don’t expect much complexity from these characters, but in the third book, I couldn’t keep half the new ones straight because they were so interchangeable. If I were stuck in a doctor’s office with it and had no signal…

I will make a $50 bet with you right now that lab-grown meat turns out to have nutritional disadvantages: less vitamins, more cholesterol, unexpected cancer-causing substances...