Arthur? I'm a little worried about the Comte.

A McDonalds manager weighed in elsewhere in the topic to say s/he absolutely reports even minor injuries, so it may in fact be another case of the lone asshole at work.

Somehow the McDonald’s story makes me the angriest. Most of the stories involve a single asshole gone rogue, but that one sounds like corporate policy.

As a genuine white person, I hereby give Jezebel permission to use the term “whitey.” That’s how it works, right? If one person from the group concerned is OK with you using it, you get to use it?

Heretical Christian sects took this very literally and delayed baptism as long as possible so they would do as little sinning between it and death as possible.

What the actual fuck?

I find myself obsessing over the ratty hair extensions because I just can't process the rest of the outfit.

Oooof.

I don’t know how to evaluate “most kids who are homeschooled for religious reasons.” The ones I got were pretty great (2-year public college), but a lot of them came from families that belonged to large nondenominational churches that were not extreme in their social beliefs, no matter how missionary their…

I’ve taught a lot of homeschooled kids once they hit college, and I doubt you would be able to tell which ones were homeschooled any more than you would be able to guess which ones were only children. My students got homeschooled for all kinds of reasons — religion, yes, but also because they were being bullied or had…

Man, life was so much better in the old days pre-text, pre-email and pre-social media, where we dumped each other and either did or didn’t stay friends, and if it was awkward/painful, you never had to see or speak to that person again or know anything about their life at all.

Could be.

What does “might make a decent porn picture, as the gals do seem kinda hot” mean to you?

“The plot hangs at a few points later in the script. These would be great opportunities to have group sex scenes.”

Little known fact: The only country where it’s more dangerous to be a journalist than Mexico... is Syria.

“Brisk pace, fun banter, distinct characters who develop into real people, reminds us of two movies that were wildly successful...but nah, the only way we’re watching a movie about four women is if they take their clothes off.”

I know a family whose first child was born with an inherited genetic abnormality that condemned it to a painful, lingering death while still a baby. Once they learned they were carriers, they decided they would have to abort any future fetus with the this abnormality, to spare their child the suffering. But of course,…

Nah, I'm just old.

My kid was assigned “Part-Time Indian” in her high school English class. I was all YOU WILL LOVE THIS.