At least it’s only once a month. Unlike men.

Yeahno. Parent here, and no, little Suzy doesn't get to beg for jewelry. That kind of thing leads to becoming Ivana Trump.

“My boss is a fucking asshole who treats everyone like dirt. That’s what equality looks like!”

From the dawn of time until very recently, Trader Vic’s restaurant made a real-rum-raisin ice cream it would serve with a rum-based hard sauce and a sprinkling of crushed walnuts. It was. Awesome.

I am not a lawyer, but based on two years of paralegal experience, I’m going out on a limb and saying this is all kinds of unconstitutional.

Can’t argue with your editing. Having a “people suck” kind of week.

Balance of powers FTW!

You're thinking of Sakina Jaffrey in House of Cards.

Does this kind of interview ever produce anything that isn’t painful to read? I have to assume Teen Vogue staff hate Ansel Elgort and want to kill his career.

I am OK with Maxim men immediately shifting to an Idris Elba-based lifestyle. For humanity.

...and now I miss Grandma.

Nobody should have this much charisma. He needs to leave some for the rest of us.

True story: The fellow who would later become Mr. Asada described Nolan Ryan as “washed up” less than four hours before Ryan pitched his no-hitter against the A’s. I have never, ever let my husband forget this, and I believe it has made our marriage stronger.

I am really hoping this lady orders a no-foam cappuccino in Italy some day. Those baristas do not fucking play. After all, their country had an empire that lasted 1,000 years. What has your barbarian country done lately?

There was a while in New England when Sweet Cream ice cream was a thing. Like, vanilla ice cream, minus the vanilla. Even people from Rhode Island had no trouble figuring out what the deal was.

If you had read the whole discussion before posting, you would have seen my post on what the Tanakh has to say about how you should treat your neighbor. But OP was talking about generic “murderous religious zealots,” which is not something the Jews hold an exclusive franchise on.

All through the Tanakh, believers are told to love their neighbors as themselves. And people who might want to get squirrelly about the definition of “neighbor,” are reminded to treat sojourners as they would like themselves to be treated.

Our sports radio guys called her the most dominant fighter “since Mike Tyson.” Which is a subtle but important difference in phrasing.

I think “As you have done unto the least of my brethren, you have done unto me” is the appropriate scripture here.

Books are NEVER clutter.