I am OK with Maxim men immediately shifting to an Idris Elba-based lifestyle. For humanity.

...and now I miss Grandma.

Nobody should have this much charisma. He needs to leave some for the rest of us.

True story: The fellow who would later become Mr. Asada described Nolan Ryan as “washed up” less than four hours before Ryan pitched his no-hitter against the A’s. I have never, ever let my husband forget this, and I believe it has made our marriage stronger.

I am really hoping this lady orders a no-foam cappuccino in Italy some day. Those baristas do not fucking play. After all, their country had an empire that lasted 1,000 years. What has your barbarian country done lately?

There was a while in New England when Sweet Cream ice cream was a thing. Like, vanilla ice cream, minus the vanilla. Even people from Rhode Island had no trouble figuring out what the deal was.

If you had read the whole discussion before posting, you would have seen my post on what the Tanakh has to say about how you should treat your neighbor. But OP was talking about generic “murderous religious zealots,” which is not something the Jews hold an exclusive franchise on.

All through the Tanakh, believers are told to love their neighbors as themselves. And people who might want to get squirrelly about the definition of “neighbor,” are reminded to treat sojourners as they would like themselves to be treated.

Our sports radio guys called her the most dominant fighter “since Mike Tyson.” Which is a subtle but important difference in phrasing.

I think “As you have done unto the least of my brethren, you have done unto me” is the appropriate scripture here.

Books are NEVER clutter.

Forsyte reference bonus +5 lives

Does no one carry a diaper bag any more? We used to put that dirty diaper in the equivalent of a doggy poop sack and stick it in one of the otherwise useless extra pockets till we got home and could deal with it appropriately. Of course, my kid only shat rose petals and snickerdoodles, so odor wasn't a problem.

Yes, please, to dress No. 2, I love the crossover neck and the scarf/sleeves.

ONLY BORING SPORTS ARE HAPPENING? What the hell is wrong with you; we’re a half game back from the Dodgers! It’s a pennant race!

See also: Merkle’s Boner.

But seriously — I’ve hiked in this forest near JPL; how do you wind up lost? The average Target is more confusing and harder to navigate than the fire roads they had us using. And we were basically never out of sight of other hikers. Must have been SOME date.

Eva, honey, just no.

I had to read that sentence twice to make sense of it — at first, I thought “murder two women legally” was supposed to be sarcastic.

Love this hair, btw.