CarnyAsada
CarnyAsada
CarnyAsada

Thank you for giving me an excuse to re-watch 2:26 of vintage Lady Soul alive and burning. No embedding, sadly.

You are over-simplifying the feminist perspectives toward depictions of sex in popular culture. Even feminists you would describe as "pro-sex" don't find every depiction of sexuality to be empowering for women; even feminists you would describe as anti-sex would be more accurately described as

My daughter's middle school had some epic rock bands and one year they had a girl win some pipes. They fucking OWNED "The Ocean." Physical Graffiti was never my favorite Zeppelin, but they convinced me.

Valhalla, I am coming.

Columba Garnica Gallo Bush. Even.

Maybe he confused the "linguine" and the "vongole" of linguine alle vongole? Other than that, I got nothing.

Hot buttered grog? Glauwein? Bourbon-and-hot-cider? Why do I know so many ways to serve hot booze when I live in California?

Virgin Irish Coffee: "Here is your Flat White."

I believe the technical term for that person is a "junkatarian."

"It tastes like Strega."

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I can't believe no one has referenced this yet. (From PBS! When did they get all College-Humory?)

My mom had a 1950s edition of Emily Post on the shelf when I was growing up... which explains so, so much about my social anxiety.

Who the fuck is Amber Rose? No, wait. Don't tell me. I'm already sorry I know about the Kardashians.

"Man, people in Hollywood must be dumb if this is the best job Conchata Ferrell can land."

For three years, I have wound up watching the last five minutes of this show while waiting for (COUGH COUGH) to come on. Your summary almost makes my suffering worth it.

Click through the link for the column by this rabbi about why he has tattoos.

Players definitely have more power than ever to get their PR and hype out to the fans without going through the filter of professional journalists. It shouldn't be necessary to point out that in the unlikely event the media stopped relentlessly covering Kevin Durant's industry, he would face a significant pay cut.

How much do I have to pay you to guarantee I never learn the answer to this question?

I wasn't thinking of RBG when I named my kid Ruth, but I definitely plan to tell her I was.