CarnyAsada
CarnyAsada
CarnyAsada

My mom had a 1950s edition of Emily Post on the shelf when I was growing up... which explains so, so much about my social anxiety.

Funny that those who most tend to scoff at the idea of a centralized "intelligent" designer in nature, demand a centralized "intelligent" designer for human interaction

Who the fuck is Amber Rose? No, wait. Don't tell me. I'm already sorry I know about the Kardashians.

"Man, people in Hollywood must be dumb if this is the best job Conchata Ferrell can land."

Best part of "Hell on Wheels": O'Brien as angry, vicious kingpin!

For three years, I have wound up watching the last five minutes of this show while waiting for (COUGH COUGH) to come on. Your summary almost makes my suffering worth it.

Click through the link for the column by this rabbi about why he has tattoos.

If you don't like Garamond, we got nothing to say to each other.

It makes it look slightly handwritten, as though you couldn't wait to form the next letter. I'm down with it.

Players definitely have more power than ever to get their PR and hype out to the fans without going through the filter of professional journalists. It shouldn't be necessary to point out that in the unlikely event the media stopped relentlessly covering Kevin Durant's industry, he would face a significant pay cut.

How much do I have to pay you to guarantee I never learn the answer to this question?

I hate Safari on my iPad, but I haven't tried it on Yosemite. Hmm. Something to think about.

I wasn't thinking of RBG when I named my kid Ruth, but I definitely plan to tell her I was.

Yeah, really. Holy crap.

PLEASE let "To Say Nothing of the Dog" be turned into a movie IMMEDIATELY.

Man, I tried to like this show. Matt Ryan has +50 charisma. But the procedural aspects were so... darn... procedural. And the women were written wrong. I finally canceled my season pass.

Wow. Most states have public records laws that would make any contract to perform at a public college or university... public. The idea is that citizens should be able to see whether the institutions they pay for are wasting public money. So, good luck with that, William Morris.

All I can think now is how much better "Take Me to Church" would be if it were a Eurythmics song.

But TRIP.