Ima just leave this here as a preview of Vagnoni's likely future:

Oh my goodness certainly yes.

Oh, I think that was some Ph.D.-level shade.

So grateful I got to see Iggy live. Wish I had seen the B-52s.

I guess he went to the Sticks Like Glue No Take Backs School of Constitutional Law.

Why is this woman still relevant? Seriously, she is to women's issues as the Westboro Baptist Church is to Christianity.

Wow, far be it from me to disagree with Martha, but cut that thing into quarters and strip the skin while holding in a bowlful of water. Bonus: Pith floats, arils don't.

Dear Woody Allen: STFU, already.

Cannoli. The engines should definitely be cannoli.

If "adulthood sucks" was what you took away from "Up," I think your taste in films is likely to be questionable.

That said, should Idris Elba have a chance to play Bond? Oh, my goodness, yes.

What the hell is wrong with you? Chestnuts are fucking delicious. Most of the stuff on this list is delicious if you know how to make it and don't just get it at the drive through window. OK, not spiral ham. But MOST of the stuff.

I have literally never felt closer to Kim Kardashian. Can I live?

"Hey girl! I totally mapped out our walk for you."

Thank you for reviving this earworm from 10 years ago. (The Alpaca is in the third verse.)

My parents come from a culture where you literally don't ask specific questions about people ever. How they stand living in California, I will never understand.

Oh, don't worry, Chris Rock. I remember.

There is a telling moment in the movie "Bandit Queen," a somewhat fictionalized bio of India's legendary Phoolan Devi (1994, trigger warning, do recommend). Her bandit mentor tells her, "If you kill one person, you're a murderer. Kill dozens. Kill hundreds. Then you will be a force they have to reckon with."

I know furries don't get much respect, but this is seriously uncool. Chlorine is not something you fuck around with — it's easy to kill someone, and even over-chlorinating a public pool can cause a health emergency. I hope they catch the person(s) responsible.

^^^THIS is why we need unions. Big, scary, powerful unions.