"Hey girl! I totally mapped out our walk for you."

I have a canteloupe-sized rubber band ball and have been wondering what to do with it. Now I know!

I was thinking "Clouds" for IV and "Fire" for VI.

Thank you for reviving this earworm from 10 years ago. (The Alpaca is in the third verse.)

My parents come from a culture where you literally don't ask specific questions about people ever. How they stand living in California, I will never understand.

I thought the problem was these guys?

For real, I have been waiting for someone to tell the Southron side of that whole mess. Please, be my guest? Something like "Ar-Pharazon the Golden, sure, but where do you think the gold came from, hm? Colonialist bastards."

Oh, don't worry, Chris Rock. I remember.

I would watch the hell out of that.

YOU HAVE TO GO READ SAGA. DO IT. DO IT NOW.

There is a telling moment in the movie "Bandit Queen," a somewhat fictionalized bio of India's legendary Phoolan Devi (1994, trigger warning, do recommend). Her bandit mentor tells her, "If you kill one person, you're a murderer. Kill dozens. Kill hundreds. Then you will be a force they have to reckon with."

I know furries don't get much respect, but this is seriously uncool. Chlorine is not something you fuck around with — it's easy to kill someone, and even over-chlorinating a public pool can cause a health emergency. I hope they catch the person(s) responsible.

^^^THIS is why we need unions. Big, scary, powerful unions.

The problem is, cops have been showing up in riot gear before there is an actual riot going on, and treating peaceful protests as if they were insurrections. If you watched livestreaming of the earliest Ferguson demonstrations, you saw what I mean. And it has been somewhat true in Oakland, as well — the cops show up…

A legal analyst on the radio broke this case down as being over the difference between using "a reasonable person would see this as a threat" as the standard vs. "considering all the context, we infer that the posting party intended it to be taken as a threat" as the standard.

We went in the other direction: We realized that if we didn't want to repeat our parents' divorces, we would have to be more accepting of each other's flaws and more willing to work on solving problems between us. (On the other hand, having road tested this relationship for 25 years now, I have to admit I picked a…

Fuck cancer. No, seriously. Just. Fuck. Cancer.

Totally agree, and also the flipside: That EVEN A CONGRESSMAN feels he could be targeted. EVEN CELEBRITY FOOTBALL PLAYERS. This ain't just about a kid in one little town somewhere in the middle of the country.

Roberts has been — surprisingly — something of a First Amendment absolutist. Remember, this is the guy who wrote the ruling saying that the Westboro Baptist Church has a right to picket funerals.

"You must be THIS hot to ride this suit."