That was the point at which I had to stop reading. People of America, come on.

Yeah. I was zero surprised. Zero surprised at all.

Great point. I would also like to point out this FERPA the administrator keeps saying has their hands tied is the Federal EDUCATIONAL RECORDS Privacy Act, and records of criminal activities involving students are explicitly not covered by it.

Two separate guys have now told me, "Actually, that's a pretty good headline for a story about Jay Cutler."

a medium-size public university in Morgantown

Oh, "Fighting Girlfriend" FTW!

Well, the Spanish Civil War was basically the beta test for World War II. Badass women of multilateral European wars of the first half of the 20th century?

We were just talking about badass women of WWII on my FB. Like Lyudmila Pavlichenko, the Soviet sniper with 300 confirmed kills:

They are Baha'i. Like the Muslims and the Mormons, they take alcohol avoidance pretty seriously. My grandma was Methodist, and I never saw her drink alcohol in her life, but she was OK with it in cooking. Just a different tradition.

Mom used to do that. Not the waiting part, though. We paid good money for that sugar, you can't just let it sit around!

You can find non-alcoholic vanilla extract in specialty and health food stores; I think it has an inferior taste, but some of my relatives avoid all alcohol for religious reasons, so.

I can understand their logic; I mean, the men-only thing is working so well for the Masons and Odd Fellows...

They are KILLING it with the hats! I love this!

Sigh. I bow to your superior tiny print reading. STILL a gorgeous building. The one in Venice is the homely sibling of the lot.

Given that we're wearing flats in Northern California, that must mean the average heel height in Los Angeles is closer to 3 inches.

Unimpressed AT the Guggenheim, not unimpressed WITH the Guggenheim. If nothing else, it's a gorgeous Frank Lloyd Wright building.

I'm still trying to figure out when our proud plains warriors turned to freebooting and piracy. I missed that week in American history, I guess.

When I am drinking, I often: make sudden movements! Belch malodorously! Gyrate my hips in a sexual manner to attract potential mates! Browse Craigslist for potential mates!

Still too soon.

An offensive, edgy costume is when a half-dozen art students make a huge anatomically accurate penis costume and run it down the street while spraying other Halloween partiers with shaving cream. "Ray and Janay Rice" is just dumb and awful.