In general, I think this kind of pranking reveals a mean streak and marks someone to be avoided. In this case, I feel these two richly deserve each other.

Fanny packs are the ONLY thing that works for going to theme parks.

But you don't beat down on a friend like that. Only a relative.

I had a bunch of stellar teachers. The common thread? They loved their subject and looked like they were having a good time teaching it to us. Also, they genuinely liked students and treated us like human beings. Even if you got a lousy grade, you had a good idea why and what you should have done instead.

You, Labcoatguy, rule my Internet.

I was ready to chuckle but... actually, I find these guys kind of compelling. Especially Puppy Dude. Puppy Dude looks like he has a kind soul.

Also, needs more Orcs in Arlington.

God, how I wish Washington D.C. looked like that when I lived there. But the margins of that map should be full of tiny cabs that suddenly need to go buy gas in Maryland as soon as you tell them you live in Southeast.

When the first one came out in the 1970s, there was a minimal amount of joking about having a "women's libber" on our money. But mostly, people complained its size made it too hard to distinguish from a quarter. That design fail overshadowed everything else.

Oh, for f***'s sake: Gourds of the calabash family originated independently in Africa and were found in Europe CENTURIES before Columbus. Tolkien's estate should try googling "medieval gourds" sometime.

Seriously, I would love to retire before I'm 75. Given all the "pension reform," I am probably going to have to work till I die.

Yes. Yes, you have. Even in a perfect game, contact with the ball is made. But it isn't a "hit" until you get on base safely.

TOTALLY, my god.

Lord, did I want that jacket. I mean, ANY girl wearing that jacket is going to have the adventure of a lifetime and wind up with Aidan Quinn, amirite?

Every pop star who ever lip synced because it is too hard to sing and dance at the same time: behold Empress Grace.

Carnitas has read the Harry Potter series in four days, including breaks to sleep, eat, and answer brief questions. I guess I can tell her she is approaching the theoretical limit.

I would go there, if I were confident I could get good results. I am quite fond of my goldfish.

Wouldn't it have been much, much easier to ask butchers what happened when they "bled out" hogs and chickens? I suspect this is a case where the ignorant masses knew what the circulatory system did long before the intellectual classes.

Agree: One of the strengths of Hunger Games was that it wasn't just a plucky band of teenage rebels fighting an evil dictator, but there were good and bad people on both sides, and no clear way to fix the inequalities.

I'm outraged, outraged...by the flagrant disregard for copyright. Googling it doesn't make it yours, people!