LOL it took me a bit but I see what you did there.

Series hybrid bro.

It's the media, it drives fear into our souls... it incites consumerism.

They should be just like Ferrari, which chooses who gets their cars.

lol 10/10 XD

I agree with the handling part, but I think you're talking out of your ass for the most part, still... 7/10, nice try OP.

Now that's my kind of Copperhead :D

That reminded me of the Dodge Concept Car from a while back!

115 hp (because no cat converter) against at least 300 hp and way more torque than a Civic will ever dream off means you end up getting creamed...

Try this: Get a Japanese low power econobox with an auto transmission (say maybe a Civic? Let's go with a year 99 with the D16Y7 in it and a 4 speed auto), and get some guy in a pickup truck (say F150 maybe 2010? with the auto tranny and a good V8 engine) and get a smart car to hold you guys up on a clear road and …

Bitch please, V12 AMG SL65 ;) 737 lb-ft ftw

In Argentina we run base models of the shitbox (Fiat Palio 1.4, Renault Megane) and on top of that we run it on CNG for more fuel economy and cheaper running costs.

Yeah I get you man, the repairs take a long time because of parts... Just ask me man, Peugeot 505 owner who plans to import it into North America! Even here the 505 is rare and parts scarce! The closest mechanic for 505s here is 100 km away! :P

Which run on Propane ;)

Can I haz the wheels? They fit my 505 perfectly!

How reliable is the Audi? Hard to find parts? Hard to repair? Any other forums you're signed up on that have to do with Audi?

OH. WOW. I am fucking slow. Thanks for pointing it out! Your car is full of epic features! How does a 1987 Audi GT sound? Is it a good ride? Also, what does the VALET button do??

What? is that real?

No I mean that it's like saying V12 Twelve.

Dude... what the fuck. That's insane. Batshit insane