Are they the most fuel-efficient trucks I can buy or are they secretly spewing sarin and putting the toilet paper on upside down to drive me slowly mad?

We’re trying to. You’re not helping.

I had to Google search that song to see if it was a jingle or if it was actually one of her tracks.

I’ll just leave this here....

Man, if your comment is to shit on another man’s pride and joy, you need to step up your comment game.

Whoops, sorry. You got lost on the internet and stumbled into a car enthusiast website. The site you were looking for is thataway.

You’re fun at parties, aren’t you?

This is true. Someone told us the Challenger was a hot car at the time. You’ll get all your money back no problem when you’re done, they said. We did not get all our money back.

They sometimes just flat out bought them too. Like when Richard wanted a Challenger and Dodge wouldn’t provide one.

Not impossible at all. You’re just doing it wrong.

I went with a GC over a Range Rover with 53k miles from CarMax just last week. Range Rover warranty was $5000 with an expensive deductible ($300) and only went to 100k. The warranty was 15+% over the price of the car. The analysts have closed this loophole!

I have bronchitis at the moment and laughed enough to send me into a gasping fit. Well done, Doug.

Saw article headline. Crossed fingers hoping Jeep is mentioned. Saw this, and I was completely satisfied.

An old range rover. You should buy an old range rover. Preferrably with full expedition kit.

I still think the Grand Cherokee beats all listed in every class, even Range Rover.

I honestly thought it was a real car until I read “ceiling fan”.

I’m still laughing

Given his ride today, the CORRECT answer is: Abarth.

Now we just need a similar story on how FWD hybrid drivetrains are developed using dead kittens and the profits from overpriced pharmaceuticals.