Right, why would you need to save weight in the Wrangler? To improve handling or efficiency? Two things that Jeep buyers could give two shits about...

“The tears flow as we lay to rest a family member after 16 years. He brought much joy to our lives and helped us through many struggles with Christmas ribbon. He was a great protector from interlopers who wanted to pee in our yard and often reminded me when I had forgotten to turn off the stove. He was a fine leaper…

Has anyone made the “the real news here is Doug has 20 friends!” comment?

I only befriend attractive people. It helps me feel better about my own unattractive appearance.

The majority of these people are readers I’ve met up with!

It’s to the point where a black Challenger can’t even drive down the street anymore without being mistaken for some kind of criminal. These are sad times we live in.

Holy Mother of God. The ambulance’s engine needs 2 more cylinders just to carry its driver’s balls.

A Chrysler dealership didn’t do repairs properly? Shock! Shock I say! *realizes he owns a Jeep*

Love these stories.

french cars, ya know.

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That's because they are worthless the moment you drive away from the dealers!

YAYYYYYY NO CHRYSLER PRODUCTS

Not nearly as fast, but equally enjoyable for all parties involved.