I want the first global car to look like Homer Simpsons wreck of a machine.

Up front, yes it'd be more expensive and take forever. But we should start now.

BUT THOSE EUROPEAN DEATHTRAPS CLUB BABY SEALS!!! WE NEED TO MAKE THEM SAFER! THINK ABOUT THE FETUS!!!

Front plates suck, they should be replaced with a window-sticker at the very least, or nothing.

Pretty sure the Grand Cherokee I just drove had this.

Additionally, this particular Pilot boasts the new "Full Retard" package.*

So basically a reliable Volvo XC90 that will hold its value, at 25K less ?

I've pretty much given up on MT when they blatantly were living out of gm's pocket, at least in their OTY "awards".

Beige. They awarded Car of the Year to Beige.

This wouldn't be the one that rhymes with 'Boater Friend,' would it?

Depends on how much you believe what you read on Allpar.

Biros said the program has made 93 settlement offers; 40 have been paid and 49 accepted; none have been officially rejected. The program has determined that 482 of the claims are ineligible, including one that sought compensation for a dog that died, and another seeking funds for an early 1960s Chevrolet.

3rd Gear: Honda And Subaru Airlifting Parts To Avoid Union Strife

This is a great proposal as more and more traffic moves from cable and DSL to mobile networks. I have a T-Mobile unlimited data plan right now and because of some serious speed issues with my home internet, my phone has basically replaced by computer for all of my video streaming this month (92 GBs this billing cycle).

Fastest soccer practice vehicle

Street racing seemed like a good idea when I was you know, 17. I honestly cannot imagine being may age (28), having one of those cars, and saying "You know what, I'm going to go out street racing." Goose it from a stop light, fine. Get going fast on a highway by myself. Fine. But blocking lanes and actually racing…