That's easy...the 2015 Subaru Legacy. First and worst...there's no GT, despite the rumor mill said the GT was coming back. Then there is the overall complete "Camrification" of the Legacy. Granted it looks much better than the last generation Legacy, but nothing about this stands out other than it has standard AWD.…

Nissan Commercials.

Honda Accord. I hear you can hose out the interior.

Reminds me of a Corolla.

Get a "normal" car, like a 2014 Jeep Cherokee. Get the loaded version (Trailhawk or Limited). If you get the right one, you may have several transmission issues that you can report on and see if the warranty covers it. You can also debate the age-old discussion if the Cherokee is really a Jeep or Fiat. You get to do…

is that the GT or Ecoboost?

Those two would be a HellKitten and HellMamacat.

Oh, man. This one time, Toyota gave me a Prius press car. I immediately felt compelled to smugly chew out a family parked in their diesel truck, idling next to me. They got the whole thing on video and put it up on YouTube. I'm so embarrassed. ;)

Bummer... I'd love to do the same swap to my WJ.

How far back can we go? How about 1993/94? The Jeep Grand Cherokee (ZJ) was offered with a manual transmission. I've been trying like hell to find production numbers, but have had no luck. I think they're pretty rare though.

If we are gonna go that route, the 2013 Dodge Dart Mopar 13. Only 500 made, several have been totaled already.

[drops mike and walks off stage]

"Owner responsibility" Bravo. That would be nice to see, but people can't be bothered. They would rather someone else tell them what to do, like our pal Carlito here.

Hmm, kind of glad I never crashed mine.

Eh, looks like the back is reasonably safe. Your parents might have been in trouble though.

Screw minivans.

The last Honda V12...RA121E. I have a piston from that engine in my collection.

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