I'll see your GIF and raise you a South Park/Martha Stewart/ Bonnie Ross mashup.

One of my roommates in college bought one. He also married some crazy Arabian he got pregnant. They both were 22 and Muslims. They divorced shortly thereafter. It wasn't meant to last.

It appears the Wii can now play BetaMax... great photo

"How can we trust that Halo 5 will actually work when it comes out next year?"

Maintaining that attitude is either false or genuine optimism. Either way, after 10+ years on Xbox, my faith in the Halo series completely depleted over the weekend.

Retort:

My physical disc fetched $41 at Walmart. Gotta feel for the saps who OWN the digital version...

Now why'd you have to go and piss somebody off?

LOL mucho\

That review was so pathetic, it couldn't get a crumb of poontang pie off the brothel's menu.

In Miami.

Wow!!. I remember reading this article on the frontpage. Has it really been over two years?

I could try, but that was unbeatable.

I don't really give a _____. In fact, I'm pro choice baby. People can choose to do whatever they wish with their bodies & minds. I wasn't looking for a deep and comprehensive reasoning behind suicide events. Truthfully, I just wanted my ego stroked for uncovering that elusive statistic. Based on the number of comments…

Analogies sum things up rather well.

Journalistic code? Is that like the ancient comic book code? Is it mandatory or participatory? Why don't video games have code other than programming? Where does language come from? Why is recorded history so short? How quickly is the human brain evolving? When will flying cars arrive? Is nuclear energy sustainable?…

Thanks for the correction. I'll admit having some issues putting that last bit in. However, the statistic just felt so incomplete without further elaboration.

The latest statistics from the CDC (2011) indicate that 1 of every 8,097 people in the United States committed suicide. I would break down the numbers by state, however the CDC does not provide that much detail. In fact, the only number listed is the total deaths for that year. Cross reference that number with the…

On the contrary,

chuckles