Captain_Morganism
Captain_Morganism
Captain_Morganism

You worked at a gamestop, where it’s assumed you’re going to get bottom dollar for your trade.
You think people who keep their shit nice think $5 is a fair trade on a console? lol
when you’re paying dirt prices, people bring you dirt.

And for the thousandth time I think to myself, “why did I buy the new SimCity instead of this?”

I’m just glad someone finally made a good Sonic game!

How am I supposed to pick who Ryder is gonna fuck if I don’t want to fuck him/her first?

I miss the ability to creep with your character in ORAS by slowly pressing the analog stick forward. I also like that you could sneak up on Pokemon hiding in the grass to catch them too. They seem like features they should have kept for Moon/Sun; it felt weird when I noticed them missing.

I’ll save you a click: one is a one percenter, the other isn’t.

still scratching my head at how people can identify as a different gender but can not identify as a different race.

Seriously though, screw the guy who decided to put a precision platforming dungeon into a game with such mushy, imprecise controls.

I think you are confusing “pro-nazi” with “anti-violence”. Damn, these extremist liberals are pretty fucking scary.

I still remember the time you cited yourself when you said versus XIII was cancelled way before it was decided that they’d turn it into XV. They even came out to tell you that you were lying iirc. Pot kettle etc.

I vote for Starscream. His unwillingness to give up is a very strong point. Also, it would leave him with less people to backstab and he could focus on the job.

Oh hey, I can do it too!

Man, Waldo is getting really fucking lazy these days.

Nope, Chuck Testa

We call that Freedom Foam.

I’d call it Pokemon Eclipse, because just think about it.

Nope nope nope. If this gets anywhere near legitimacy I’m burning stuff. I’m a white male, and at this point I don’t know whether to be angry, hide, or just move to another place on the planet.

That was its one great flaw - it needed big colourful banners to signify each district. But that city was incredible... I’ll never forget the first time I broke into the vaults of one of the great houses, and stole all their stuff successfully. No other game since has allowed me to spontaneously become the greatest

With all due respect, I don’t think you’re giving this country the credit it deserves.

The Dems shot themselves in the foot the moment they picked her. I would have voted Bernie Sanders in a fucking heartbeat. Loved that man. But you all picked fucking hillary. You picked the candidate with soooooo much baggage. She had benghazi still haunting her for god’s sake. Most of the people who voted third party