This is a very unoriginal way to discipline them. Let them keep playing, but isolate them to their own map, mute them, and give them permanent mutations that cripple their ability to have fun.

Question: I have been watering my tree for days now and the tree does not seem to absorb any of it. Luckily the needles are just as soft and waxy as the day I put it up. I have consulted the pamphlet that came in the tree’s box, but it does not mention any exact amounts. What am I doing wrong?

This argument is getting a bit old. For may people the enjoyment they get goes like this:

Yeah, but will I be able to “Kill Evan?”

The first time I stepped out of the vault in B.E.T.A. I ran into a version of mothman at the base of the hill you descend from. He was marked as an enemy, but hen I shot at him he vanished into black smoke.

I came across and killed a / the Grafton monster... in downtown Charleston yesterday. Is this normal?

One of the things that is always so interesting about Castlevania lore to me are all the ways and reasons behind Dracula resurrecting. It was amazing to watch him die, but I think it will be even more awesome to see him come back, and be eternally thrust into his role of suffering brooding lonely badass. For that…

RIIIIIIDGE RACER!!! Anyone remember that one?

Oh, I’ve read them. At least up through the defeat of The Adversary. Things after that became a little less impressive.

How very sad. Narratively speaking, The Wolf Among Us was one of the best games I played in the last 10 years.

I always thought it would be cool to have a method of evolving eevee’s evolutions back into eevee so that you can have a pokémon you have to plan that path out for move sets.

Walder was holding the door closed. #Corrections

Whether we like it or not, we seem to live in a time when the Court of Public Opinion holds sway.

Project: Zero Dawn, is that you?

Best Vault? Gary refutes your claim.

Look at their pips. Gailim know what they are talking about.

4e was almost impossible to do without minis.

Hey fellow white people. Grow the fuck up. You’re really making us all look bad.

DISCLAIMER: I am white.

I love this. I wish it didn’t come at the expense of people just minding their own business trying to have a BBQ, but I want to watch stupid white people get themselves into stupid-ass situations like this then try to fake-cry their way out of it. I would watch a weekly hidden-camera show…

While I currently lack photographic evidence, feel secure in the fact that I do, quite often. Video games and movies I feel strongly about are where my extra money goes.