CaptainMorganHartt
CaptainMorganHartt
CaptainMorganHartt

My mom is very brusque (with everybody, honestly) but it’s real awkward to eat out with her sometimes because servers in the Midwest don’t know how to interpret it, since they expect her to just be a normal midwestern mom. I feel your pain.

I mostly find it creepy due to the subservience it connotes. Like, all the servers have to bow and kneel before me, The Mighty Patron, and if I am displeased they shall feel my wrath, bwahahaha! It makes me feel gross to have someone treat me like I’m Cersei Lannister, so I much prefer the brisk efficiency of east

Really? Sees to me the lid is about to be blown off.

Created a burner just to say this couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy. Seriously, he is a Grade-A Asshole, even by Hollywood standards. Weinstein-like in his temper and how he treats people. I’ve witnessed him having MULTIPLE toddler-style temper tantrums over the dumbest shit and he’s had people fired over all

“I suspect that the rules against fraternising are unrelated to cheerleaders’ protection.” 

They are absolutely unrelated to cheerleaders’ protection. It is not about keeping them safe, it is about protecting the ‘image’ of the team and the ‘purity’ of the cheerleaders themselves.

Think of the retrograde policies for

Cheerleaders are often amazing athletes and acrobats in their own right.

Rep. Steve King.

Vote vote vote vote vote. Vote in every local election. Vote every time they crack the door to the polling place. Fucking VOTE.

This would be funny were it not for his thing for younger women. Like...really young. Married a woman half his age, and a couple years before that he was dating a 21 year old. Ew.

“second chance, I hope she will change her ways.”

I adore The Holiday and also agree that Jack Black is the weak link.

1) he only worked w/ woody allen once, and it was pre-allegations

2) he’s michael fucking caine

3) he was asked a question and he answered it. he didn’t just offer up his perspective to join a crowd, he was asked a question and took a position. that’s the RIGHT thing to do.

It’s the stand that matters. MC is still working and has fans all over the world. Him saying he wouldn’t work with someone again is important.

It’s not like you’ve got a huge list of projects at your door.

Jennifer Garner doesn’t get enough credit for playing the game. In one post she reminded people she’s single (on a night where she looked spectacular), promoted two of her projects, and showed that she can laugh at herself, making her super relatable. Ben Affleck never deserved her.

Could anyone who wants to condescendingly (or harassingly) tell Kevin Smith to lose some weight take a look at this please? Jesus, fat and former-fat people can’t fucking win. >:(

He lost 85 pounds. What the fuck do you people (others on this post) want from him?!?

It is petty. From his Facebook: “I was trying to do a killer standup special this evening but I might’ve gone too far. After the first show, I felt kinda nauseous. I threw up a little but it didn’t seem to help. Then I started sweating buckets and my chest felt heavy. Turns out I had a massive heart attack. The Doctor

“And yet what did the “something” mean in this instance, given the power dynamics, his position, and my age? Was the “something” just about crossing a line of sexual (and later emotional) intimacy? (An intimacy I wanted—with a 22-year-old’s limited understanding of the consequences.) He was my boss. He was the most