I have a metric by which I measure my sobriety. If I ever find myself rocking out and really enjoying Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down I immediately cut myself off.

This is the trending story on FB? Really, America? Not the fact that the ACA will be repealed thanks to the 227 assholes we call House Republicans?

i don’t believe that trump is a highly trained anything.

I hear that in the case of a illegitimate president, the electorate has a way of shutting the whole thing down.

I don’t see him as a legitimate President either. Thank you Rep. Lewis for your continued bravery.

1. “Unique” to 51% of the population. Male is not a default gender.

2. Pregnancy takes 2 people. Why should the burden of preventing it solely be on the woman?

3. A cancer patient’s experience is more “unique” than a woman’s. Should health insurance not cover chemotherapy?

4. A smoker’s experience is more “unique” than…

“I’m well aware that what I said is supremely idiotic and displays a gross misunderstanding of how life works, but I still needed to spout off like a loud-mouthed dipshit.”

You can’t separate reproductive health from overall health, because you can’t opt out of having reproductive organs (and using them, if you’re a sexual being) the same way you can opt out of doing niche things with your car. Contraceptives are, fundamentally, a health issue for women.

That Judas guy? He’s got nothing on the traitors in my administration. He only did it for 30 pieces of silver. Not even gold! Sad.

It’s weird that you’re comparing “vices”/pastimes that aren’t necessary and don’t really have positive purposes to the process of human reproduction.

Gambling isn’t a basic need of humans you fucking asshole. And you realize some women have legitimate health problems that hormonal contraceptives treat? Are you not having sex or something and you want to punish the rest of us who do get to have sex?

If I have to pay for old men’s boner pills, you can pay for women’s contraceptives. (At my age, I avoid hormonal contraceptives.)

you’re an idiot just like Matty boy. Abstinence is not a form of contraceptive. I sure hope employers are refusing to cover boner pills as well.

Listen, we only have the best traitors. Benedict Arnold was a nobody compared to the traitors we have on my staff and transition team. It’s gonna be the biggest betrayal ever. You’ll see.

Yes but hangovers don’t knock you out of the workforce for two years. And you do expect someone else to pay for your accidents, which is why everyone is required to pay for car insurance. It’s called being practical and intelligent, instead of high and mighty and proclaiming that people should just stop doing that…

I mean to be totally honest, you might want to wait for him to ruin the economy- if you have savings, you will probably be able to pick up a bargain after the next crash (if our currency isn’t horribly debased in the meantime, which it may well be).

My favorite thing about this election is that the same people who always bitched that Obama was soft on Putin are now enthusiastically supporting a guy who is openly sucking his dick. Excuse my language.

retired general Michael Flynn, a member of the Trump transition team

Abstinent people also use it for skin conditions and menstrual irregularities.