CaptainLiverspots
Captain Liverspots
CaptainLiverspots

(Publicist's Note: Mr. Captain is of partial Native American extraction and doesn't feel this is inappropriate. Besides, retracting would be the equivalent of Indian giving, and that's just racist).

Life W12. 3 banks of 4 that never made it out of prequalifying.

...with a taco truck a close #2.

The only thing that surprises me in this whole deal is that Penske let it get this far in the first place.

Shane MacGowan by a longshot.

Let's face it: DPD has gone downhill ever since Detective Foley started spending so much time in LA.

I've got another "Tourer Concept" I'd like Subaru to work on: bring the damned Legacy Wagon back to the US, plzkthx.

You give a guy a title like "striker" and expect him not to drive into something?

Meh, this isn't anything you can't find in any random rural WVA back yard.

They call it Spec Pinata for a reason...