CaptainLiverspots
Captain Liverspots
CaptainLiverspots

I guess nobody told the driver that Belgian Block is a paving material, not a driving maneuver.

This one's a real Sleeper.

Dog food...or dragon pellets?

Does it count if there was only ever 1 road-legal model made?

When the zombies rise up, between the sheer size of the 'lina and the artillery supply, the Undead Mr. Holloway's gonna be a tough one to take down.

Does the tailpipe count as in? 'Cause if so, I know someone who's gonna disagree with #5 pretty vehemently.

If you've seen the tape of Nelson's tankslapper AND you've seen Nelson drive more than once, it would be plainly obvious that he doesn't have the skill and car control to pull off something like that on purpose.

Since my Troilus joke during the last Cressida NPOCP went over like an I4 in a RX7, I'll just say Crack Pipe this time.

I just hope like hell nobody shows up with a peanut butter-powered car. The inevitable carnage will be deadly. Delicious, but deadly.