I once helped a self-centered jackass push his 1988 Buick Regal that hadn't been driven in 4 months and had a dead battery across the street because street cleaning was about to start and the Tow Truck Vultures were starting to circle. I mean seriously, don't people ever stop to think that, just because they bought a…

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@Bailout:

@Jim Topoleski:

Is it wrong that I have unnatural levels of want towards that '67 Alpine? I don't want to restore it or even paint it...hell, I'm not sure I'd even take the wheels out of the backseat. I just want to want to watch the faces of my co-workers scrunch up in puzzlement as I chug into the parking lot, slowly no doubt, and…

Somewhere in the city is a late 60s/early 70s Fiat 500. I've seen it out of the corner of my eye 3 or 4 times in the last 6 months, but it's always going the opposite way. I've tried stalking the neighborhood in which I suspect it resides, but between alleys and small garages, there's literally thousands of hiding…

@Canuck Chinaman:

@Ash78:

@Plecostomus will never win COTD... but has a:

@JDisnidiet:

@Corvette_Thunder:

It's the perfect compliment to the plates on his winter car:

Whilst leaving Western MD this weekend, I got stuck behind a VW-centric car show of some sort that had just let out. 90% of the participants deserved a crotchpunch for the asshattery they were displaying. "Shocker" stickers taking up the whole rear window, Audi RS badge on a mid-90s Jetta, a GTI with a wing that would…

Dude's got a fair amount of Project Boat Hell going on too. I'm simultaneously enthralled by and frightened of this person.

@RustyO918:

I'm guessing this is the closest he's gotten to a Hummer in quite some time.

@GTI_MK5:

@SirNotAppearing:

@Ash78: