CaptainLiverspots
Captain Liverspots
CaptainLiverspots

har⋅bin⋅ger  /ˈhɑrbɪndʒər/ [hahr-bin-jer]

I'm disappointed that The Missus' effort wasn't enough. I thought for sure that her heartfelt story about growing up in Fords, including a 1st-Gen Fiesta, would tug at their heartstrings and that "Ford, your Fiesta will keep me from buying a Venza" would be the knockout punch.

Importing civilian hummers? That kind of thing can get you executed in an Islamic state.

Thanky folks. And an even bigger thanky to John Cleese for pulling that off far better than I ever could.