I don't feeel drunk.

I've learned to be prepared when I open these up. The NSync one a few days back got a good laugh out of me, while at work.

Do you just have a list of intros for these, and just add to them when you think of a new one? They're always awesome, haha.

Does that knitted sweater play used games?

Microsoft definitely has some catching up to do, but it's nice that they're giving a little value back to their Gold subscribers, other than the benefit of using services they're already paying for, like Netflix.

Damn your fact check! I guess I missed that memo, I just noticed them all when I booted up my PS3 last night, and happily snatched them all up. (even though I already owned UC3 & XCOM). Either way, Sony is winning so hard right now.

Seriously, why spend $50 on a service to play MP games, when you could spend hundreds buying all the free games you get, individually!

I love Sony's answer to Microsoft's free copy of Fable 3 (which IMO was meh). Here's one of the best games our console has to offer in Uncharted 3! Oh, and XCOM/LBP Karting, and Machinarium, just for good measure.

If they're in your family. Sadly this isn't something you can lie about, because Kinect requires random blood tests.

Here's the information for it: http://www.amazon.com/gp/student/sig…

Also, if you're eligible, look into Prime Student memberships, if you have a .edu email address. They're free, and you get all the benefits, other than streaming. You can upgrade your plan to full benefits for only $40, which is half the regular rate.

I don't give a damn about the online connection. What I do care about is Microsoft trying to hold our games hostage, and their general "fuck you" attitude about this whole console release. Even if Sony came out and their entire press conference was their CEO taking a shit, it'd still be better than how Microsoft has…

Haha, I'm part of your "community" that's departing, because MS has lost their way. I've logged thousands of hours on my 360, and think they're taking a giant shit on their fanbase. I doubt we're going to come to any kind of accord here though, if you think COD timed DLC exclusives are important. Have fun yelling at…

Indeed. It's so awesome that you can play other games while waiting for a matchmaking game to fill up. I suppose that's a required feature when only 30 people will be buying your console.

Well, this is actually great news for my situation (2 console home, mine and the wife's). Doesn't mean I'll be getting an X1 though, mainly because the way this all went down.

The sound of someone saying "I fucked your mom, bitch!" doesn't help you guys get "paperwork" done? That's preposterous.

Well, you can always play the flash version. I enjoyed it quite a bit, but not sure the variance between this and the iPad version.

I think I'm going to roll the dice on the Vita price cut. I feel like Amazon might have some inside information, hence the credit, trying to grab up as many sales as possible at the higher price point. I'm hoping for it to hit that $200-$225 price for the bundle they have there, but we'll see at E3.

Not trying to sell you on the $300 package, but if you've got PS+ and plan on paying for it anyway, you can get a free year + a memory card (which you're going to need to play downloaded games anyway). You spend $50 more, but you essentially get $70-80 worth of value there with those 2 things + the voucher for Unit 13.

I don't think this is really an issue that's specific to the gaming industry, personally. I know I've worked my ass off at jobs, pulling processes out of the stone age, as a contractor, and when I say "Hey, sooo about those benefits" I get stonewalled. So I suck it up, and move on to a different job, until I found one…