Marriage is about compromise: Drop the i and call her Senna!

My sons name has been Fuji Heavy Industries and noone makes a post about that

A posh Grand Wagoneer is going to sell like cocaine-laced Tagalongs.

It would be awesome if he could do a weeks worth of spoof episodes of Morgan's program to fill CNN's empty time slot. I don't think the US population would know what to do? It would be War of the Worlds all over again.

Clarkson closed by invoking the late poet, Eazy E, with "Tigers don't see I'm a hundred percent legit."

"These foraged wild mushrooms will be the perfection addition to this sauceless pasta."

The perfect car that says she took half of everything but ALL of my penis/balls.

It's already been said but yea, the Mustang and this compete for bro-est car ever. Every jersey shore gym rat at my university has one or the other. Oh and you forgot "all the ricer without the cheaper badge".

Aztek. You're not going to want to be around women for a while.

"Volvo Wagon". And Jalopnik thinks this is journalism...

10. Chrysler Sebring

Well, as a bisexual woman who is currently looking at new cars (no, seriously, I am), all of the cars that I've been considering are either on the lesbian or the gay list. Does this mean I get a special rebate?

Thanks "cinematographers"

Considering that Saudi Arabia doesn't deign my gender worthy of driving, they can kindly fuck themselves. The manner of which, judging by youtube videos, will be trying to actually drive these cars, and going end-over-end.

If you get it in yellow, the "e" delete should be a factory option.

The last word was a blemish on an otherwise awesome story.

If Saab was still around, the only difference between this and a Saab SUV is the Saab would be more reliable.

Looks like a 2012 Ford Explorer.

Tyrion Lannister?