Our vet is a family friend and he has been using the vodka trick for years, though his explanation was different than the one in this story. He says that the antifreeze isn't toxic until it's been processed by the liver. So the thinking is that you keep the liver so busy processing the vodka that it ignores the…

Well played, Scottish flooring company. Well played.

Jalopnik posted a Scirocco story five whole hours ago and nobody has posted this in the comments section yet? I mean, what's this place coming to? Reasonable, relevant debate points?

Rev. #Lookadouche looks like Johnny Rotten knocked up Jon Cryer. I want to kick him in the conchshell (necklace).

Well, after four+ seasons of driving that shitty "nothing to see here" Tercel wagon, Aaron does deserve some nicer onscreen transportation this time around ...

^ This. I'm generally hot-blooded but I love my heated seats for backaches/heading them off at the pass.

^ This. I'm generally hot-blooded but I love my heated seats for backaches/heading them off at the pass.

I was actually at Chesapeake Beach yesterday and the water temp was at least 86-87. In fact, I scrapped doing an open water swim because it was too warm. Felt like bath water. I would much rather swim in 65 degree water than high 80s. Yes, it's initially a shock to the system but you will eventually warm up. It's…

Should've bought a Hilux.

Wow, a Carl Kassell bitchface spotting. Don't think I ever saw it in person. It was sort of Daniel Schorr's default expression whenever I saw him in the elevator.

The map screengrab for Google Maps in this story points to NPR's old location at 635 Mass. Ave. NW. They outgrew the space (it was pretty crammed when I worked there 10 or so years ago) and built a brand-new facility on Capitol St. NE. They moved there in April. I gotta find some time to visit my old colleagues and…

Also, you're going to be disappointed if you try to visit NPR at that address. They moved in April.

Not to mention, have fun getting any touch-up jobs to match the rest of the car.

I really do NOT get this one. I understand the rationale tinting your windows; what's to be gained by smoking your headlights/tail lights beside making it harder for me to see you at night?

Don't forget the purposeless door gills on the new Range Rover.

2014 Subaru Forester, for building the first CVT that doesn't make you want to kill yourself.

Not sure what it says about me that the one question I wanted answered in this article was, "What was he driving at the time? " Was it your standard-issue terrorist Toyota Hilux or something a little more special?

Some say he had "Nip It" tattooed on his left testicle and wore leisure suits while gay-baiting Jack Tripper. All we know is Don Knotts faked his own death and waited for Ben Collins to piss off Andy Wilman so he could get the Stig job.

I'm old school about my Defenders — the interior should be about as luxe as a school bus or Humvee (the one for actual soldiers, not douchebags). The interior sure as hell should not be white. I guess the passengers will be too drunk on Cristal to venture outside and get their boots dirty. Plus, cleaning it up is a…