Oh please. You gave a list of unreasonable rules. You haven't responded to me pointing out your unreasonable demands other than trying to make it seem like what you asked wasn't unreasonable.

"Better than being rude by fat, like a slow biker going up a hill."

I'm actually embarrassed for you at this point. Imma see if i can get my eight year old nephews phone number and see if he will tutor you on how to crack wise. Because Christ...

"Bikers should not be on any major road, any road that has no shoulder, should be able to bike the speed limit (including uphill)"

You realize most roads are at least 25-35 miles per hour, you're a fucking idiot if you think average cyclists can maintain that. That was part of your rule. You also realize that a lot…

Oh, you're just rude by fiat?

I was expecting to be horribly offended, because reddit, but a lot of these are totally fine.

Sorry asswipe. I'm not going to ride in a gutter full of broken glass. I'm sorry i'm somehow endangering *your* life and putting you at risk by making you pay attention. I ride close enough to the side to make passing me reasonably easy (as long as there's no risk of getting doored.) but you need to look where…

What? She's in trouble for it not because she said it, but because she said it after having done it and someone noticed and was like "Hey, someone just got hit."

Yeah fuck you. I'm not going to stay off the road because I can't maintain 35 mph. Fine, I can make up crazy nonsense garbage rules too. Motorists need to follow the speed limit. If they ever break it, they lose their license.

The new bioshock game had parallel universes, but it was more of a dark tower approach rather than quantum decoherence.

I'm out of smiles for the day, but I do have a dickpunch or two left if that's acceptable.

" stems from the fact that...well, little girls kind of like that aesthetic these days"

It's amazing that these kids on their own, with no outside influence, land on the same aesthetic the culture at large embraces. Well. Nothing to be done about that. They picked it.

I wear dress shirts from places like TJ Max, Vests and coats and ties/bow ties from thrift stores. I can put together a nice outfit for less than most people spend on gym clothes.

On this day in 2013, Reagans master plan comes to fruition, and something trickles down.

They're gonna have to bring on 2 more students this year.

She's reading the SCUMM manifesto...

I like cats but i'm cool with pushing to keep them off small(ish) island ecosystems.
We have billions of cats and like 80 of these.

what are the chances that a man dribbling a ball down a busy twisty highway with blind turns could also have been at fault?

guy was dribbling a soccer ball down a twisty highway with blind turns. I can easily see this one going either way.

you've essentially described the totality of the history of the universe. I would put the SO MANY in caps tho.

Satire? Verhoeven? NO! I wish i had a smart as good as europe to knows that one.