What the fuck is this? Big SKA show tonight? You playing zoot suit riot later?

And the driver of the recovery vehicle is being charged with involuntary manslaughter yes?

Oh HELL YES dude! I can't wait to play shit that looks worse than as a PS3 title! :) Did you peep the absolutely nonexistent light mapping and flat textures? Doom3 looks better than this and it came out ten years ago. This is gonna be fucking awesome!

The actual four step plan:

I count seven crows feet. Lookin good suicide boy.

"It's like watching two aging fraternity brothers try to convince each other that they haven't lost a step since college."

Ready for your new haircut motherfucker? It's called electric chair bald.

Not guilty to 329 charges. Is that a record? Should have gone with the insanity plea bro. You're so very very fucked. I hope his lawyer can't sleep at night.

Oh yeah I forgot it was E3. Any die hard Xbox fans set themselves on fire yet?

I love how childbirth makes everything cool. U know? It's cool. Don't worry about it.

They will discuss how to close up shop because it's a shitty one game studio.

HOLY SHIT i've been wondering about this since never!

I wonder if these guys know that pink makes them look sissy

she sounds like a winner

Hahaha... humans. hoboy.

I knew it. I'm surrounded by Dickheads... Keep working Dickheads!

I just shot Dr. Pepper out of my nose and I'm not drinking any. Funniest thing I've read today

anyone that thinks it isn't is kinda stupid.

'cloth and feed'

Apparently no one has learned anything from Sigourney Weaver