Gee. Tough to think your way around that one. Clean it, then go home. Dont plug it in until the morning.

The guy in the lotus is a dipshit, but had a quality recovery.

You need to let it dry out before you plug it back in. Do it, then go to bed. Dont plug it in until the morning.

But but but but time is money. The amount of time spent there could pay for a new keyboard.

This deserves more love.

For the love of Mike. Its not even real. It's artwork. Anybody can mock up anything and it works. Sometimes, its hard to take things from an idea on a computer and bring it to life in the real world. Amirite Windows 8 Design Team?

Aaaaand I saaaaid "You can drive through it"

You can drive through it.

Thats actually the USA's doing. They have customs there in the airport. If you are on a flight from Anywhere to USA via Vancouver they want to look at you before your flight and after.

No. John. This is the interwebs. It's not supposed to work like that! Who else will stoke the fires of my blind, irrational rage? I can't keep ragging on if no one feeds the Beast! I am so horribly disillusioned right now. This 'on-line' thing is never going to last if this is how it goes.

Hard to believe I'm the guy slagging LAX over in that other article, isn't it? I wrote this here then went back to that one, realized that was your article too and went "Whoa. She is gonna think you is bear-polar".

Yes, for years. I believe I refer to that. When do they start working on the attitudes there? I haven't seen a timeline for that yet.

Guess you missed the bulletin. Ever since the invention of the Child Hypnotizer errrrr Smartphone, children are no longer are a threat on flights or in restaurants. We try to keep their usage to a minimum but when it comes to the collective sanity of all involved we are prepared to sink to any level.

ambivalent at best :)

And then I buggered it up. It was supposed to say "isnt any boasting"

You seem very nice - even making sure the Windows/Android people feel like there isn't any boasting going on or slights taking place. And the way you reassured areacelebrity about his/her routine, and asked about Make2 Mifune's travel aspirations. I see your pretty simple work area there, and the sewing machine, and…

Helena Bonham Carter should eat that goddam fish. With chips and tartar, with rice and some gyoza - whatever makes it work for her. She can be beautiful but she ain't got no meat on her bones or color in her cheeks.

So very, very 3. We live in Vancouver and vacation in Mexico yearly. Alaska Airlines has a stopover in LA. On the way down, there is US customs in the Vancouver Terminal so its easy peasy lemon squeezy. On the way back though - oy vey, such a haddock. Try making connecting flights when you have to scoop up luggage and…

I think Yosemite made it really buggy.

I see what you did there.