His life wasnt shortened but his pant legs should be. Looks like he has legwarmers on. And those shoes with that suit. Oy vey.

Ummm the headline tells you that one dude is out. He's not expected to be there so thats not much of a spoiler. If you continue on and keep reading beyond that - well, that's on you. I pvr NFL every Sunday and have to work at it to not hear scores, but I manage it. Did the same with World Cup, the Olympics and F1. I…

"I remember hearing the modem, and the AOL disc spinning in the drive and and and next thing I knew I was seeing Kinja stars"

Jeff. You deserve 100 stars just for putting together that train of thought, which not only is funny and about 4 times as long as Schroeders personal best, but proves conclusively you do not have CTE.

I loooove this asphalt color

I don't think we should be mean about this......nobody deserves AOL.

Anyone who doesn't recognize the need for all the ACR should get their car info at Consumer Reports.

Nomm nomm nomm.

Good word? GREAT word. And I think any usage would be using it wisely as no one will have any idea wtf it means!

Never mind that. I call dibs on the fire pie with the high heels in the background

///AMG 6.3

That is an amazing stat. Look at all the action here though. Futbol is berry berry poplar in Murica.

No idea where the fuck that came from, nor do I have any idea how the fuck it reached its destination, if indeed it did.

There can only be one Greatest Asshole Currently Playing Basketball, and only one All Time Greatest Asshole Who Ever Played Basketball, and we may be discussing the two title holders right now. While they each hold a crown there may be peace, but only when the Current retires can the two play in the same league, by…

Makes sense. Being Mercedes you know this windows seal up tight for an excellent hotbox.

Does anyone know where Tony Stewart was when this happened?

Torque is what it takes to loosen the stuck lid on a jar. More torque means less stuck. Horsepower is what is needed to put some spin on it once its loose so it goes sailing off. More horsepower means it'll hop right off onto the floor and spin off under your fridge.

I had an '87. Badass car that could shut down almost anything, but sounded like a gawddam Fiero GT. Weirdest feeling ever sticking your foot into it and instead of sounding like a big block, it sounded like, well, what it was - a GM6 with a turbo.

You are a real fucking piece of work Kluwe. I wish you were my neighbor.

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