Listen to him again. He’s not threatening to do that. He’s throwing a hypothetical out there about how fucked MLB’s discipline is.

Kindly fuck off. Society failed Hernandez so hard, that he only got a free ride to college...where he then (allegedly) bought $15K worth of guns, beat a bar employee to the point of deafness, (allegedly) committed a drive-by, and had God knows what else covered up by Meyer and the coaching staff there.

He then gets…

As a member of society, I speak on our behalf.

Oh STFU. You hysterical self-righteous CUNT. North Korea is in NO POSITION to annihilate the US and NEVER WILL. Nuclear holocaust? Do you even HEAR yourself? What, with one or two bombs? We could wipe them off the face of the earth, with conventional weapons, and they know it. This is just dick-waving and saber…

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

That does taint the goal somewhat.

I hope Marchman is happy. This shit is ridiculous.

In some history books in 2150 it would read “The second cold war was started by a strange group of people that loved rusted Volkswagen Beetles and brown station wagons”

omg can you imagine if there’s another cold war and they blame a Jalopnik sub-blog for it

A more proper analogy would be that the bulls’ first round opponent forfeited because they missed their flight to Chicago, and then in the finals, their opponent played with four players on the court because their coach didn’t list his roster properly. And that championship would certainly be regarded as less…

The first clue was they didn’t spell the name kYleBUsch.

I wouldn’t think dirigibles come up in common parlance.

The sad irony of this, of course, is that Taylor's death had at least as much to do with him being a millionaire who lived in a big house as it had to do with him being a young black man. That is to say, the guys were robbing the house because it was big and they figured there'd be lots of valuable shit in it. …

Remember when infants who had no clue what they were talking about kept their mouths shut about shit they had no clue about? That was a spineless cheap shot by a fat bastard regardless of the era......and I actively despise both of these team.

Take a look at a recent picture of Jim McMahon and then get back to me.

They changed the rule a while back. If the QB isn't actively attempting to tackle the returner, he may not be hit. No, he wasn't trying to do that on the play.

Clearly no one told Dom about his little maneuver at the Battle of Taanab.