Yeah, Secret of Evermore. A game so awesome Squaresoft shut down their US branch because of how "awesome" that game was.

A petition? Give it a rest. It's not your game, it's Kojima's, he's allowed doing whatever he likes.

It's better than the first. Just don't play the multiplayer.

Looks good, I'll give it a try. It can't be as bad as those Sega games.

I wouldn't expect anything else from Notch. The kind of people that play his game would definitely be the kind that would hire women to talk to them.

No he's not, he's a loser that people like you worship and think can do no wrong. Face the facts, he's not as great as you think he is. Just look at his crappy game.

The game belongs back in their hands. I really hope it ends up back in their care so they can continue to the story.

God no. Bayonetta is a crap game, stop thinking it's awesome. You just liked it because it has massive breasts, which don't make a game any good.

I was flipping through old Wizard magazines, and I had a laugh when they would always make fun of him not finishing Battle Chasers, and when I say old, I mean, 10 year old Wizards. No, they'd have pictures of him playing PS1. I never knew after this time, he still hasn't finished his comic.

The art design? No problem at all. Character as in writing? He has no character development at all, and doesn't deserve the praise it receives.

It's because Bioware is working on the PS3, Xbox360, PC, and even PS4 and next Xbox, and guess what? NONE of those involve a tablet controller or motion control. They want to release the game all at once on every platform, and since they would have to pass their game off to a developer that works with tablet…

They really need to stop with the "1 Virtual Console game a week" thing and just open the floodgates and let us buy whatever we want.

Oh the typical diva cosplayers, they HAVE to be the first to play a character, then look stupid when the character is changed by the game's launch. Why is Kotaku even paying attention to them?

Cause he's just some rich guy that runs an online video game retailer? Honestly, I don't see why people love the guy, he's exactly the same as any other CEO, and no, Valve games aren't amazing, they're average at best.

The artwork is terrible. Why don't you post some of the ads where the characters have bizarre proportions and the artist shows their complete lack of knowledge on how the human spine works?

They all look like they have no idea what to do with a computer, including the young Kim Jong Un. He's staring at the screen like a slack-jawed yokel while his military men, who are so old, are amused by a box that can display images.

Some of those are pure comedy gold. And that one robot with giant arms, how did they move?! Those arms are massive and would be dragging on the ground.

Someone bad finally found Kickstarter. It was bound to happen sooner or later.

Reminds me of when I removed my Lich King figure from it's box prison. His crown has a tiny little spikes and the figure was wedged in the plastic rather well, and of course, one of those spikes just snapped right off due to how they packaged it.

Nope, removed the auction house, it's the worst version of the game. I don't know if you've played Diablo 3, but eventually you hit a point where you're unable to continue unless you get a ton of new gear. You head to the auction house since the random loot is way too random, and you progress. With the PS3 version,…