“the Fit is a tin can waiting to be crushed by a semi”

I’m confused, WCSYB usually has at least one silly option, but these are all sensible options. Nothing exciting, nothing hilariously out of place, nothing silly, just “you could buy this for these reasons” and “you could buy that for those reasons” and “here’s what you really should be looking out for.” WHO ARE YOU…

Yes, because when I think of a manly retro SUV dealership, I think of a building that looks like it sells overpriced veggie smoothies.

Agreed.  And every time someone points this out, you get the “Oh...you must be from North America.” or “Millions of people watch you know.”

There’s also the element of “hey maybe let’s not celebrate that time I almost died”.

Or...hear me out! 195hp, FWD, raised up a little add some extra doors and because Nissan is fancy like that throw in an awesome CVT!!! 

I personally like to click on a thing exactly one time so you won’t see slideshows from me unless I get yelled at for not doing it.

Now that you say this, it’s bringing back repressed memories of fashion magazines telling teenage me I should wear orange eyeshadow to bring out my blue eyes and me subsequently looking like a clown while following that advice.

Look how great this worked without damned slideshow.

Seriously, no more of that crap.

That’s not the type of situation he’s referring to and you know it. But if you are the type to come over in the passing lane at 65 to pass those cars doing at 60 when I’m approaching at 70 instead of waiting for me to pass before you do, then you are part of the problem

what are passing lanes? 

All of the arguments against this can be countered with “the public school system should be better funded.”

They do not all go to a depot at night. In many suburban and rural communities, the drivers take the bus home with them.

Aah yes, the “found car in a field 30 years after it last ran” demographic of the used car market that auto manufacturers should be tailoring their vehicle specs towards.

You must be taller than I am. My corgi-like arms would not reach anywhere near the window crank on the opposite side. While I respect your dedication for no-frills simplicity and cost-cutting, my physical limits and the restrictions placed on modern cars in terms of equipment pretty much force my hand.

We thought it was a stand in.

I suspect “what happened to us” was the ubiquitous and great leveller, the internet.

You’re not even going to mention the “soul comforting interior for daydreaming!”?

Also, Lance is incredibly low key, even for a Canadian. And he has 3 podiums this year. Is he the best driver in the field? Nah. Is he better than let’s say, Albon? I definitely think so.