Wow, I knew Tundra resale was good but that is incredible.

I’m Gen X and I hate negotiating, too. I hate conflict and I hate people trying to humiliate me and play games with me. I dislike having to turn what should be a business transaction into a battle of wills. I get the impression it’s a fun game for you, but for me it feels really fraught. Just coming up with a starting…

I want to make an automated paintball cannon that shoots at headlights behind me that have their high beams and light bars on in the city. Just goo over the front.

Can someone please make a comment about the price or this being at the mall?  Thanks in advance.

Actually, I’d rather have a lifted minivan with attitude.

Forrest Gump had about 12 Dr Peppers. And he’s my hero.

I’m perfectly serious about this. Do you have a spare chair on your front porch so we can both yell at the palmers and carriers that think they are great ballhandlers? 

And if you’re a Clemson football player, you’ve got access to a players only dining facility in the “football village” that I’m sure serves food well beyond your typical college cafeteria fare. That $55 million “village” has a pool, min-golf course, barber shop, movie theater, etc. Do we really think the cafeteria…

Remember: if you don’t buy a Miata they’ll have to discontinue them only to have the name come back ten years later on a crossover.

Stick to rats.

What people always forget is the chicken tax.

Gonna lose mah job to own the libs.

That’s what I thought when I first read the headline.

I like this version better. Toyota emerges from the trees and climbs the hill... apparently playing chicken with the man, who throws up his arms in defeat. The Land Cruiser then focuses on the front end loader... and in a surprising move, grasps it with some aftermarket tentacle-like appendage... engaging in a sort of…

“If you love someone set them free. Set them free right now. This is the police; we have you surrounded.”

TWO SCOOPS

Not to worry, at Go Daddy they are not Legge men, they are bigger fans about the up-tops.

Have you ever farted on your phone, because the only safe place for it was between your legs? NOT ANY MORE! Our butt plug with tractor beam has an (optional) fart shield!

In all fairness, Roseanne got sacked recently for a “joke” tweet, and she’s as right-wing as they come.