Caml
Caml
Caml

Two sides to every story

*eurobeat plays softly*

I don’t think I have ever seen an Alpine anywhere, definitely achieves unicorn status. Somebody drives an old Saab 96 every day to work a few blocks away.

Saw the Sonnet last week and even got a bad picture of it:

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The Denver one really stuck out to me. Like “this is the kneeling section bro...”

A third of the NFL has roughly average lines. A third of the NFL has below average lines. A third of the NFL has above average lines. That’s how average (roughly) work.

Save that shit for Car And Driver.

To be clear... its not the players in the brawl who are the morons.... its not the coaches who are equally mixed in the brawl who are the morons.. Its the fucking cop(s) who are the morons for trying to do something to end it. Sounds about right.

When I see people carving their names in things at national parks and I confront them they always have the same excuse “well other people did it!” to which I respond “Moron, there are 15 names carved there. 1.5 million people visit this park annually. That means 1.5 million people -minus 15- aren’t as selfish as you.”

He’s right—no Bigfoot bones have ever been found. But no one ever found those hookers that Craig James killed either—but that doesn’t mean he didn’t do it. Actually, that might mean that Craig James killed Bigfoot, too...

I’ll take 80 years of a combination of hamburgers, salmon, shrimp, chicken sandwiches, avocado toast, cauliflower, and lots of tequila.

Federica Pellegriniis trains using a new technique. She trains in a pool of carbonated bubbly water. Her coaches claim the water is naturally sparkling, but we know the truth.

Oh my god, when I bought my first used WRX years ago, the scariest thing was trying to pick oil from it. I was frozen in fear from reading forum posts on NASOIC about recommended oil. So after burning through the first synth change, I went high mileage and burned a lot less! And the engine lasted the year I owned it.

I find this confusing, you are saying that the fact that she is innocent (committed no crime) is not the reason that she is innocent, but in fact that she is white is what makes her an innocent victim?

He is a lawyer. And he’s right. She’s a do-gooder, in the most extreme sense of the word. Her life is devoted to her spiritual path of do-gooding. He would be a terrible lawyer if he didn’t play off that.

Uh. . .

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You lost your Chick to Dude dictionary, didn’t you? When a dude says, “You pick,” it means “You pick.” When a chick says, “You pick,” it means, “Guess where I want to go.”