You misspelled "fugly"

Nor will it be the last time someone use's an apostrophe incorrectly.

I look forward to the company branching out into the Morgan Lifestyles activewear catalog.

I said solid GREY, not solid GHEY!!!

Re-encabulation of the turboencabulator.

Wait.. we're going to burn food for fuel?

Question is - which clears a crowded room quicker - poop or TNT?

I'll just leave this here again.

You guys just had to show forbidden-in-the-US wagon.

When I go driving I always bring a graph of my torque curve with me. That way I know how much I'm supposed to be enjoying accelerating.

Thaaaaat's nice. Someone bashing the 86 in an article not at all about the 86. Where's the V6 Mustang meme when you need it?

Drag Race?

He dozen like ze underbite?

Dear Travis,

Yes. Propane tanks last 3-6 hours and replacing the little socks after each pot hole is a PITA.

For a bachelor party? Makes sense. Ex-girlfriends drive Jettas.