If the car breaks down we're buggered!

He could think he's Titanius Anglesmith, Fancy Man of Cornwood. I'd take just plain ol' fancy if I were you.

[NACA] Ducts or GTFO

I say the cheapest car you can find that still has a warranty and decent gas mileage. Probably and Hyundai/Kia since they've got those nigh-eternal 10-year deals.

I see you're using Euros there. Buses over yonder are awesome. I lived in a small city/large town in Germany for a year and it was a pretty great way to get around, especially since students got to use most of the routes for free. In my largish American hometown, however, the bus system is atrocious. American…

Sniper rifles? Are you kidding me? All you need to be armed with is a minikeg of Reissdorf and a decent camera and you're ready for the best 24-hour view of the Karussell ever.

Go in January. It's not very pretty, but it's completely deserted. The speed limits are still there, but everyone/thing else ain't.

My Specialized leaves a hell of a lot less of a trace than a horse and doesn't require hundreds (thousands?) of gallons of water and tons of food over the course of its existence.

Is it just me or does that steering wheel have a pair of D-pads? Can we control our cars on two axes now?

I have a Z4 fetish all day, everyday.

RE: Cats.

Just use half of them as roadblocks to close down the interstate ring around the nearest Metro area and turn it into a massive chain of cloverleaves for epic MX-Hoonage.

Wait, so my Rancia Chianti Riserva isn't real?

It's racing; winning matters. It would otherwise be a Sunday drive through the bush.

Hey man, I was investing in gold long before I got paid to say I invest in gold.

I think what you're describing is the difference between a sleeper and a Q-car. A sleeper, in my book anyway, is a car that looks more or less stock but isn't; an otherwise stock GTI with 300hp is a sleeper. It was quick to begin with, yes, but without outward evidence of the performance increase it remains a sleeper.…

Yuppers. Nearly bought some Festbier today, but then decided it wasn't nearly autumnal enough and got Torpedo instead.

Heart-click.

Chargers are FWD? News to me.

If that's not straight from Fallout, I don't know what is. There's totally room for a small reactor in the back.