Callipygean
Callipygean
Callipygean

I am really tempted to write a scathing review about that wine glass. I don't understand why it's a feeble 23 oz vessel when a bottle of wine is 25 oz.

People evangelize about yoga because no other activity offers the same mind-body uplift. I was a skeptic too, but then I became a believer, because no other exercise lessens my anxiety as well as yoga. I've also never been in better shape in my life, and my body doesn't ache nearly as much as it did when I was a

That's why you're supposed to do yoga on an empty stomach. Good instructors will tell you not to eat anything at all at least an hour beforehand, and no heavy meals for four hours beforehand. Whenever I hear complaints about farting and other intestinal issues, I think...whelp, someone didn't do it right.

I am curious about the idea that pilates is less harsh than yoga. I find pilates to be a million times more strenuous than most yoga poses and couldn't imagine doing the mat stuff with limited mobility. Then again, I have zero core strength and can't even straighten my legs at a 45-degree angle when lying on my back.

I recently decided to get into yoga. I'd been dropping into classes a couple of times a week at my gym but never did much beyond that. Then I found a studio with a great monthly rate and started going every day. The change has been phenomenal.

No, cheese is awesome because its presence makes wine a valid dinner. And ladies be loving wine for dinner.

I like traveling alone together. I enjoy hours just wandering around neighborhoods, lingering at certain sites while speeding through others, and I have learned that my tempo almost never matches well with companions. So we'll start the day together, do our own thing during the afternoon, then meet up for dinner.

100% of the people dating online are there because they struggle to meet suitable people in real life. That is the whole purpose of online dating. The reason why they struggle may vary — sometimes they're legitimately great people who just don't travel in social or professional circles where they meet potential

When I got my puppy, the vet said he had an umbilical hernia that needed surgery. Vet then cut the dog open and realized...no hernia. I felt awful putting such a young puppy through unnecessary surgery. I also don't use that vet anymore.

Preaching to the lazy choir. I'll go all out for a night out (mascara AND eyeliner!), but I don't bother with much beyond lip gloss on a daily basis. I don't care what my cubicle walls think of me. I do moisturize religiously, though. Hopefully that and staying healthy (and good genes — black don't crack donchaknow)

It's 10:30 pm, and I just got a message from my boss that I need to report to work in the morning. I guess I should go get a few hours of sleep now. (And this is why I thumb my nose at all those people whining about the "free vacation" federal workers were getting. While I'm thrilled to know we should be getting back

My daily undies are Hanky Panky original-cut thongs. I have a big ole bubble butt, and these do a better job of "floating" over my crack than bikinis/briefs/boyshorts, most of which constantly ride up and give me wedgies and weird fabric bunches.

Sigh. Everyone knows the best stories will never be posted, because NDAs.

I didn't consider myself an excessive drinker until I calculated that I drink 15-20 bottles of wine a month (two glasses a night, with the periodic "let's kill this entire bottle" night). Of course, I'm slightly older than the millennials, but I'm not yet a chardonnay-swilling housewife. I have refined tastes in the

However, even more hurtful were the people who simply avoided her rather than have to acknowledge her grief; I suppose it was too scary for them to address. When asked why they didn't say anything, they would say, "Well, I just don't know what to say to her!". What's worse- saying nothing, or trotting out one of those

"And honestly, men (and sometimes women) have never really been a problem for me before. Who knows, maybe now that I’m closer to 30 than 20 I’ll find that the landscape has changed, but I strongly suspect that I’ve still got it."

Let me add one (actually several, but conveying the same sentiment).

OHNOES, she doesn't have a thigh gap!

Dear white people,