POOR ASTRONAUTS: Can't scratch their private parts when on a Space Walk.

"ALL MICRO FOUR THIRDS NOISY ABOVE ISO 800"? From reviews I've read, NOT the Sony NEX-3c with it's atypically large, APS-C sensor.

MEN'S VERSION: Take "The Day After" pill when she claims you're the dad.

WHAT'S TRIMOLINE? Doesn't he mean "trampoline"?

Retard In Management

UNDERCOVER BOSS: Would things change if he lived in the trenches for a week?

FOOD FOR THOUGHT: In the book "What Would Google Do?", Jeff Jarvis gives two interesting, real examples. It's been a while, so I can't remember the fine details, but I remember...

IN OTHER NEWS: Worms that smoked Mendocino Gold, while didn't live longer, lived happier.

IN OTHER WORDS: "Chat Roulette" became "Russian Roulette".

Great minds think alike. I just posted the same idea.

FAST FORWARD: They gas all of us asleep and use a forklift to load us in like cords of wood.

UNETHICAL? It cheats their own employees from advancement and making more $$$.

INSTEAD OF "FUEL TIME" it should flash "Hammer Time!" You know the dance.

DON'TCHA LOVE THESE GIZMODO BARROOM BRAWLS? Someone looks cross-eye at the other side and all hell breaks loose. Happens EVERY time. I LIKE IT!

I'll promote you! You're right.

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK HE CAN FLY? If the pilot can't hit the right intercom button...

Nice one. I kept reading THAT, too.

MADELINE MUST SMELL AWFUL: She never took one bath in 2011?

BETTER PICTURE CAN BE A CURSE: With current 1080p in closeup shots we can already see how bad actors really look with their makeup lines. How bad will this get with 8k?

Think of it as a box of breakfast cereal, where the four-color box costs more than the cereal.