So will the silhouette of the naked chick on the mudflap be changeable, too?

Overheard on Police Scanner: "Be on the lookout for a red, no green, no black car!"

If the Woolly Mammoth is brought back, imagine the hecka endorsement deals it can cut.

What? No Stripper Pole?

You think THAT'S bad? Try a divorce!

I'd like to see how good the bass sounds with no bass reflex porting. Also, off the floor has not normally been a good bass sound location as being on the floor and/or near a corner.

You just taught me a lot more things to insult my buddies.

"Steve Jobs: The Movie?"

I wanna marry those girls; both of them!

The Shaq Channel? It better be a helluva lot better than his acting.

NOW YOU TELL ME! I've got three browser tabs open. GEESH!

Wish Google would buy Comcast. It's a natural for them. Since they make $$$ when more people surf the web, they'll be inclined to lower Comcast's internet rates.

What happens if the jet is upside down when a pilot ejects that close to the ground? Does he get shot into the ground BEFORE the plane crashes?

"Your mileage may vary."

This reminds me of a story a buddy told me about:

Gee, Kraft. What a cheesy thing to do.

Wouldn't it be a lot cheaper to put two Taliban guys into a horse costume?

4 or 5 thousand? More like 157,000+.

I know someone that fought the Japanese in WWII and STILL won't buy a Japanese car. Yet, because he was NOT sent to the European theater, has no problem buying German cars.