Correction: this was actually Andres's second apology of the broadcast... the first time he asked viewers to forgive his wonton remarks.

Completely, such an odd slant to this story. We're definitely in slippery slope territory here.

I believe 3/5ths would be the most appropriate fraction in this case.

Wait, wouldn't that means he hates people who are 1/4 black?

damn...he used to be *twice* as racist.

Who needs football when Richie clearly has a bright future ahead in politics, Eh?

Report: Richie Incognito Will Never Play Another Game As A Dolphin

That's a shame that Martin has such thin skin and this ended so badly. Pretty much everyone there loved Richie's fun and silly pranks, like the time he replaced an Oreo's filling with toothpaste and offered it to a teammate and then keyed that teammate's new Escalade. Such a fun goofball - people just need to…

Pfft. Splitting hairs. Quit half-nagging us.

what a waste of a great name on a terrible person

Richie Personanongrata

You can never trust a grown man with a little boy's name. Everyone knows that.

On one hand, Incognito has already begun bothering his agent, David Dunn, to line him up a new gig, but on the other hand, knows he could probably use a vacation.

*Startling* facial resemblance to a late-career Roger Clemens. Startling cranial resemblance to John Rocker.

Incognito Excommunicatio

At least somebody finally managed to take away the '72 team's status as biggest dicks in team history.

They could try sending Incognito to empathy training. But, based off his behavior, I think he already knows how it feels to be the smallest guy in the room.

Richie could have avoided this if he had just remained anonymous. Like, worn a disguise, or gone undercover or something. I swear there is a word for this, it's just hidden from me right now.

How great is it that this story features a guy whose name translates to Unknown Dick?

Yogi: "Sayyyy, what's the big idea, buddy! Get yet stompers off my towel."