It only takes a minuet to make your point.

Do you see me now?

+1 Nice At yeast he wasn't injured. Ales well that ends well.

"Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin'. You gotta have somethin' if you wanna be with me." ~Billy Preston

I don't know why I expected two actual bears ( Ursus Americanus ), but this is way better. A poifek Stooge routine.

She reminded me of Sarah Palin. Or someone from Northern Exposure.

Without his Mjölnir, Tuukka is a mere mortal...with a temper.

1. Drive to Houston.

Being from Fla. Det. Angulo must be one tangent. His ineptness though, is a sine of incompetence.

Subsequently Williams went to a dodgeball court to unwind. After being pegged in the head relentlessly by a couple of eight-year olds, he tearfully ran to the safety of his vehicle. Big Dave Butz was thoroughly disgusted.

Today he'll be Lei Ying Lo.

These grown-ass fools with braids look stupid and ridiculous.

Pfft. If you have to worry about every wet spot in South Philly...

Datsyukian Deke would be a fine moniker to have.

Joe Buck continues to be a pushy pest during the off-season.

I have half-a-mind to only believe one-tenth of this.

I can't believe the abuse that belt is taking.

Dick Alias.

Hey-o!

Somehow they kept misspelling anonymous.