CalamityJean26
CalamityJean26
CalamityJean26

And Carrot Top is worth 75 million. Discuss 

I am 5'1" and when working with kids I was 100 pounds. I’ve done two person restraints on 200 pound men with another girl my size. This was horrendous. There is never a reason to punch someone and it’s so sloppily done they’re lucky th ey didn’t break her limbs or suffocate her. It’s unconsci ousable that in the

I know the pope thing was heartbreaking to me! I didn’t think I had a heart to break. Snl makes some of these people oddly endearing. Conway and the trump brothers characters really have made me feel a the tiniest iota of affection for them.

They thought it would be evidence

I’ve been reading about this all day. I have a macabre fascination with this kind of stuff. This was the most disturbing and bizarre crime I’ve ever read about. The Walton connection, the torture, the beautiful family with thier beautiful house in Wimbledon. (which maybe I’m so aghast because I personally was supposed

Fuck I can normally separate life from art I love. But fuck no this is Woody Allen territory. No one but Lucille 1 in a corner. And also seems like time is up if you bully a white cis woman. And I think I am guilty and ashamed because I am so involved in trans advocacy due to my family and friends. Just want to admit

I agree with Wiptits Perry. I was not impressed with the dress especially the fit. I think the hype meant everyone had to fawn over it.

This article is atrocious. Like we get it, Tiffany taught you the word fuck on the minibars. You used other people’s quotes then say one sentance like the words worst villenele. Well fuck off! This lazy and uninspired

I got season tickets to the mystic aquariam because i love this beluga so much. Hes a ham his photobombing is legendery and he loves to play with my son. Hes so smart

snooze to Urbani

This is so amazing I never even was self aware to think about that as I clean up and find everything in the house for my son and child man princess bride. Ask yo effin’ Dad where your binkie is. No im watching Game of thrones I’m not dusting. I’m lazy as hell too. I’m a stay at home mom..... so yeah

Why did the Root defend him after those horrific accusations in the first place?

Yeah, we lost a kid every year since 5th grade. But after high school since the heroin epidemic my facebook is like a graveyard. I knew 4 people in the past 6 months that died already. It’s weird I’m from an affluent suburb and my graduating class is like the Game of thrones cast... dwindling at a medieval rate.

I would think this would be standard protocol in keeping the children safe. They have a severely compromised immune system. Lunch ladies where gloves. I think there is a surplus of hate in this world whirling around just clinging onto anything even a person that spent her day trying to do something kind. I haven’t

FUCK YEAH!

I called my sis fat and she burned my clothes still an inside joke

Cassies rise to fame is still insane to me as her childhood friend.

I know its insane I was detained with a youtube star and a girl that was going to nanny for free for her Aunt. Both of them could be working and were sent home.

I don’t care what music you like. If you never invested in an experience the price of your rent I feel like you made the bad decision. I don’t care. I think about the amazing times I ate rice for a month to go to MFNW and imagine the sadness. I’m sad now no one else can experience it. It’s like that anything you care