I went to college with Jerry Jones’ son (Jerry Jones Jr.), and he was well-known as an asshole who beat up his girlfriend. Doesn’t surprise me that his dad would stick his head in the sand about this.

This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting.

This is beyond horrifying.

This lube shaming needs to end.

I feel like if she could just rephrase it to something like, Guys who skip foreplay are lazy, she’d really be hitting the nail on the head.

Why doesn’t she get that mole removed from under her eye?

The Micro wasn’t a great GBA to be had, lacking backward compatibility, had a smaller screen than the others.

this. is. fucking. insane.

I don’t get why you’d play something several times and watch videos of something you don’t like.

It wasn’t as bad as the Japanese Super Mario Bros. 2, or the Lost Levels, as they called it later in the U.S.

I grew up in South Carolina so I think I’ve got a good handle on what does and does not constitute being a slave. Something about making at least $8 million over 12 years, not including endorsement deals, doesn’t really strike me as slavery. Suck it up, dude, and while you’re at it pick up my fucking club.

Or you could just enjoy the same games with slightly lower settings and save yourself $100?