For the record, I don’t believe cars actually backed up into other cars, either.

But I think my reasons of not believing it are different from yours.

Sorry for the late reply...

I’m pretty sure at least one of us is Canadian.

Yeah, did I mention they were grandparents (grandmother is 93 years old) and parents (70+ years?)

Windows Defender is likely adequate for someone that really understands the risks of daily internetting... (Is that a word, internetting?)

However, I (my own opinion) wouldn’t trust it on my parents/grandparents systems. I keep them updated with Kaspersky. It’s not free, but I have zero headaches with their systems…

Well, I can say I’m interested in seeing how the PSVR works once you get your hands on the PlayStation Pro.

Mike Pence is my Governor... In my own opinion, he’s basically as bad for the US as Trump.

I’m sorry? What part of my post made it sound like I didn’t know how to eat these?

This is something I ate in Taiwan... Om nom nom...

I was in Dallas, Fort Worth, and Austin last year. I saw quite a few cops with hoods up while there.

It was more of an observation than a judgement.

And I have my own shoes to walk in.

Physics don’t fuck around.

Way back in the early 90's I had friends that went on a trip to Prague. One of the guys was pulled over by a cop for “speeding” and was made to pay a fine right on the spot.

Later, he found out that the person that pulled him over was likely not even a police officer and was just robbing him with presumed authority.

Pessimistic, are we?

I think any calculator can do that. I did it when I was 12 years old way back in 1983 in an effort to get my dad to quit smoking.

For Pizza Rolls...
1. Set oven to recommended temperature.
2. Put Pizza Rolls in the oven.
3. Bake for 8-10 minutes longer than the package recommends.
4. Eat them without letting them cool off and burn your mouth.

I this did by accident once when I put one of those “pine tree” style fresheners on top of my computer tower. The top exhaust fan blew over it and made my office smell like a forest.

Fucking shit, man!