The one that actually got a laugh out of me was the Condi sunglasses one.

1997 knew me when. They're probably right.

1997 sent you a message on your pager. It was all numbers.

1997 called. They want their lame retort to lame comebacks back.

My biggest problem with the Sodastream stuff is the artificial sweetner they use. I have an alergy to most artificial sweetners, and they give me really bad headaches. Anyone ever try using syrups like one might find in a coffee shop with Sodastream products?

The season pass savings was the key for me. We were only watching four shows on a regular basis anyway, so we decided it was time to drop cable and pick up Netflix for the "I'm bored and need something to watch now" type programing. We watch less TV overall, but that's because we don't have it constantly going in the…

If I can get NFL on my Apple TV, I'll have all the live TV I could want. I can watch the NBA, MLB, and NHL. I don't really care about the live stuff with episodic shows.

I wasn't when I had Comcast, but that was two years ago.

Well, I was exaggerating a little bit. Like I said, I don't really have anything in my pictures that I wouldn't want people to see. My kids, a receipt from lunch a that I need to add to my taxes folder, a funny sign I saw while driving down the road, etc. Nothing that would tell people anything I wouldn't want them to…

Except that our TVs and tablets should be communicating, so why would I need a 15-25" screen between my 10" screen and 42-80" screen? I don't know about you, but when I'm home, my desktop is not my primary entertainment and media consumption device, that would be my TV or my iPad. My TV for the times I want a "lean…

Exactly. I don't actually have anything on my phone that's incriminating, but how nosey is it that people's first instinct is to flip through my pictures. I'm not offering to let you see every nuance of my life just because I volunteered a single image.

It can replace a PC for most people. Not all but most. As most people don't need a PC and more and more transition to tablets (which are really PCs anyway just not the concept of the PC as it has traditionally been thought of), there will still be people who use PCs for things like coding.

Pro Tip: Jokes are supposed to be funny.

I didn't see it as a dichotomy (false or otherwise). It seemed more like, there's so much we don't know about the universe, our bodies included. Thus the use of the word "rest". Not just our bodies, but the rest of the universe as well.

Is it "plolyspermy" or "polyspermy"? I'm inclined to believe "polyspermy" based on my understanding of prefixes and suffixes, but you said "plolyspermy" the second time.

As far as I know, and under the right circumstances. Psychological theory suggests that we're all on the bisexual spectrum and some of us slide more to the extremes, but many are a few paces left (or right) of middle.

No, I am not a member of the gay community. I'm a member of a community that doesn't identify itself based on a single characteristic and swing to extremes over the usage of words because they could be misconstrued. The individuals I know who are gay don't consider themselves part of a "gay community" just like the…

Whatever. I know what prefer means, and I'm not going to stop using the word in one of it's commonly accepted ways to accommodate hypersensitivity.

So you don't think they would prefer a throbbing member over a wet cleft?

If Charlie Harper was one of your favorite tv "characters", I'm not sure you should get a vote.